Wednesday, June 22, 2011

this is how voldemort turned evil you guys.

He was just going about his day, hating muggles but doing nobody any harm, and then some wizard with muggle parents went up and stole voldie's nose. He did it out of spite because he disagreed with his politics (which were admittedly pretty prejudicey). Look at voldemort directly after he had his nose stolen. Do you see how shocked he is? See how, now that he has no nose, he has been turned into a red-eyed only-a-fraction-of-a-soul-having evil arch villain?

So the moral of the story is, don't go around stealing the noses off of people, especially if they have crazy right wing politics (i'm looking at you guy who is sneaking up behind bill o'reilley). Nose stealing is dangerous and has unforeseen consequences.

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